Without trying to sound like an elitist and nor being snooty I was just wondering why do we rape a language so easily and don't even feel ashamed about it?
Why does Pen becomes pain?
Chair becomes seear?
Function becomes phunkson?
Cell changes to sale?
Wood sounds ood or for that matter any word starting with w sounds like oo... Eg; wool transforms to ool?
Shoe is soo? Infact like the w any word that has sh is gets only the s... more egs; shirt- sart; Shillong- sillong; and so on...
Ch is not far behind - chinese or china is syna or synese; change is sanze; and well zero is jiro; sizzler is sijlar!!
Have u noticed rubber becoming robor or better lobor! Butter is battar! Virus is bhairas; fanta is phanta; pantaloons is panthaloon...
Shania Twain getting rechristened as Sanya Twins!
Sign language becoming Fingering!
Wait till you hear this- someone once said 'I am not drunkard. I am chemically off-balance'!
Friens got any more interesting & funny lines or words???
u aar rite
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U are requst to bhisit aar back apphis
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