The Goat and the Mermaid

Mermaid : Give me a buzz when you're done!

Goat: Done with what?

Mermaid: Dinner,phone calls, emails and all the things you might be occupied with!

Goat: What things?

Mermaid: I said dinner,phone calls, emails ...

Goat: What did you say? Didn't hear! 

Mermaid: Leave it... I didn't whisper anything....

Goat: Leave what?

Mermaid: Are you pulling my leg?

Goat: Leg or hair?

Mermaid: Which one do you prefer?

Goat: Soiled underwear.

Mermaid: That's not fair! It was about hair and leg...

Goat: Well then all three.

Mermaid: Like your thought.

Goat: What thought?

Mermaid: Leg,hair &soiled underwear.

Goat: Is that all?

Mermaid: Is that all? You tell me.

Mermaid: You're naughty!

Goat: Are you naughty?

Mermaid: Am I?

Goat: You tell me.

Mermaid: Tell you what?

Goat: I asked you already.

Goat: The pillow's smelling good.

Mermaid: You like it? That's my favourite!

Goat: What's your favourite?

Mermaid: Dune by Dior,I wore it yesterday.

Goat: You didn't tell me... are you naughty?

Mermaid: I don't know about the naughty bit, but right now I am insanely and wickedly turned on.

Goat: What are you going to do about it?

Mermaid: You tell me. It's you who's giving me this fuzzy feeling.

Goat: Me? Why?

Mermaid: I don't know. 

Mermaid: I am sorry.

Mermaid: Are you angry?

Goat: Sorry for what? I am not angry.

Goat: I am just as you are.

Goat: Do you want to have sex with me?

Mermaid: Would I sound sluttish if I said yes?